#i was pointing and laughing at the genshin thing anyway bcs its so dumb but seeing actual 'boycott' movements bcs you arent getting enough

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its incredible that some people will put more energy into online movements about dumb fandom things (ofmd renewal, genshin lantern rite gifts) than actual genocide like how are you not embarrassed

[aeroplaneblues]

Want to keep a little um diary of sorts while playing botw for the first time and since I keep getting bots and trash on twitter I will keep these here. I'll tag it "anne botw diary" so you can avoid it if you want.

Today: 17 April 2023

-Had to hunt another boar for the doublet recipe, scared two bc i forgot how to crouch -Relearned how to crouch, killed a bird -Rushrooms look like star.. shro....oms... oh😒 -Got the boar meat forgot the fish -"can i boom boom bakudan these hylian fish" ✨yes✨I laughed so hard at this it was def pure joy -Went to the stasis trial and got killed by an indiana jones ball by being near it i guess?? -"Finish my trial, by taking this sledgehammer and hitting a giant ball out of your way isn't that fun- anyway here is another magic ball peace hero" A while back: 23 Mar 2023

-Getting lost -Thinking “this seems like a place a stone talus would be in” then got attacked by one -Deactivating gyro controls bc im too dumb for it after losing so many arrows missing a fire lantern -“how tf do you kill this thing” pt2 -“these flowers look like lily of the valley but blue…also did genshin copie-“ -finding a sus metal door in the middle of nowhere and underneath a rock..YAHAHA “ofc its zelda” -learning how to set a beacon thing for where im going next, after playing 2h

Around: 13 Mar 2023

-"oh a link that JUMPS" -"I wanna roll against that tree" -YAHAHA 🍃✨ "you can see us?" me: "oh like aranaras...oh no is this gonna be a pattern" -Critical hit a boar after chasing it for like what it felt an hour -I did play for an hour and felt like 10 min😪

���� I have 4+ hours in this game, def not bc I don't like it on the contrary if I not regulate my time I might end up not doing any work😂 Anyway it might take way longer than I thought to finish this game, but thats all good I'd like to take my time with this game. Unlike totk that I'm gonna have to play before the internet spoils it haahah hah ah

also a disclaimer I love genshin a lot and I know people think you are incapable of loving both zelda and genshin but that seems dumb, clearly genshin was trying to hop on the botw hype train but we've had great games that copy others with a spin. I can talk for hours about the differences but I will tho point out the ridiculousness of the similarities for my own enjoyment. No hate for either, unless i loose my 50/50 to diluc....again.

[swiftsalchemy]

Working at KFC w/ Diluc & Noelle hcs

A/N: tumblr won’t let me post icons so here’s some dumb headcanons about working at kfc with noelle & diluc. this is based off the new event/collab genshin is doing with kfc. I hope y’all enjoy this beautiful mess. also idk how fast food restaurants work in china so i’m just basing everything off like how it is done in america. & ofc there’s gonna be some romance bc im a whore for work relationship troupes

summary: how your days working with noelle & diluc would probably go if you all worked at kfc together

pairings: modern!diluc x gn!reader, modern!noelle x gn!reader

warnings: fluff, a single mention of smut, a single swear word

word count: 666 words ( im not even joking i- )

DILUC:

You two worked the cash registers together

There was a lot of bickering between you two

Diluc was telling you to do your job better and constantly critiquing everything

And you were throwing insults at him and constantly trying to screw him  up whenever he was taking orders

Which usually caused even-worse insults from the tall red-head

Of course, despite this mutual bickering to each other, you both would consider each other friends

After all, you had been working at the same post together for months

So eventually you two had to learn how to be nice to each other

Jean, the manager, would often make you two stay late and clean up

So, you’re late-night cleaning sessions of the fast food joint had turned into mini-dance sessions and concerts with each other

It was one of the only times you ever saw Diluc so unwound and actually smiling

Though, the next day it would return to his usual asshole-ness

But it would only be a matter of hours before he would be a completely different person

You two definitely had fucked at some point in your work careers

It was most likely in the cleaning supply closet when you both were staying late “cleaning” again

After all, he just couldn’t help how attractive you looked carelessly dancing and singing along to whatever pop song was playing at the time

After that, all of your co-workers had noticed how close you two had become

Jean had known her job was done and eventually relinquished your guys’ late-night cleaning duties

But you and Diluc decided to stay late every night anyway 

NOELLE:

Noelle worked as one of the day-time janitors and you were one of the cooks

However, if there was nothing else to clean up front, she would come back and clean the kitchen or help you prepare the meals

So, of course you two would often bump into each other

Though, you two rarely ever talked during the work days unless it was something simple like “hi” or you asking Noelle to help you with something

However, on really slow days you and Noelle would often sit up in the dining area and just talk about some of the most random things

You two had found a comforting friend in one and another

Occasionally, you would help her out with the cleaning if it was close to your shift ending and the other cooks were starting to come in

Over the months, Noelle and yourself had created many inside jokes with each other during your sessions sitting in the dining area on slow days

So occasionally one of you would say something & it would end in a laughing fit between you two

Causing many odd looks from your co-workers and patrons eating at your fast food restaurant

You two hadn’t realized that you two had grown feelings for each other until Lisa and Kaeya had kept teasing you guys

 Still, you two would just act like its nothing and keep talking to each other like it was nothing

After all, Noelle was dedicated to her job and her goal was to eventually become the manager

She couldn’t let a relationship prevent her from doing just that

And you were just trying to earn enough money to help pay for college and support yourself

You weren’t ever planning to stay at this job forever

So you two had just continued to steal glances at each other during your work days when you two weren’t conversing with each other

Neither one of you made a plan to confess or even drop hints about your feelings

Kaeya and Lisa wanted to stick their heads into the boiling frying pan after seeing you two do nothing about your obvious tension with each other

Maybe someday you both would choose real relationships over your jobs

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omggg imma tell u abt my crush. so i had a crush on one of my closest friends but im not tjat type of person so i tried to not think abt that for a while then (+ they were using words like dude bro which is friendzoning me. yea anyways) uhh one day i cooped with random person on genshin and i tweeted something like i fell in love and they deactivated their account i texted them thru instagram to ask if they r ok hjcjshxk they sent me a long ass message saying they had a crush on me for 7 months or more and i learned that i gave them so many pain in that time i was shocked ofc and i affected by it anyway um a week later i found their rant acc they didn’t want to be friends with me anymore bcs thwy alteady got hurt a lot blah blah so i deactivated my accounts to help them But apparently their intention wasnt that lmao A lie ofc but lets not talk abt that now! oh and i confessed them thru diacord QHICH WAS VERY Hard for me because its really not tjat easy for me to express my feelings i swear i waa crying while i was texting those messages lol and they said who said i’d be dating you??? LMAOOOOO I WAS LIKE WHAT ..... then why did you confess your feelings to me HKFHJJJS????? hskcbskxah jfsjhdsj god i still feel so dumb over this BUT THERES MORE they got torqued off and sbed me from everywhere lmaoooooooo lmaoo hfksjdjjdwhjdwh i still cant believe this tbh like what in the world happened ???? oh they specifically stated that i wasn’t guilty of anything but i just found their ‘new’ twt accoujt and they tweeted so many hateful things like ur not worth it, you are a coward and many things that hurt me bcs they know me and my insecurities very well but still chose to hurt me in that way blaah blah blah kdsbxkaj its a funny story sorry i talked too much but i just think that its so funny 😁 i cried for 2 weeks straight but now i just cant feel bad abt that i need to point and laugh at this point !!!!!! myea

HELLO? This is wild what the fuck